We take sour sips, from life's lush lips...

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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:50:51 GMT

Whoever it was that stole my contacts, had better bring them back before I find out who the culprit is.

Guns And Damsels In Distress

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:35:55 GMT

The requested documentation is in your office, Pein-san. ~~Though why on earth you would need a list of weapon suppliers and the clients who purchase them is beyond me.~~

However, a job such as this was not in my job description. Do not expect me to complete such a request again without proper explanation as to why I am doing it.

~~Also I may need legal support. I'm pretty sure I killed that guy that kidnapped, Konan-san. Didn't stick around to find out.~~

Here We Go Again....

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:20:57 GMT

...

Will not be coming into work today. Things ~~got a little messy~~ came up. Forgive me for any inconvenience this may cause.

Now if you will all excuse me I have ~~to go back to sleep~~ things to attend to.

[OOC: Strikes = deleted]

[OOC][Character Meme and Hows My Driving Post]

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:59:02 GMT

I thought this was a brilliant idea, so I have finally decided to try my own hand at it~ Stolen from Axie/Hidan (bloodwithcoffee) with permission of course~

Ask My Character Any Question That Comes To Mind! ---> and I'll give you an answer and an IC reaction

ANON Commenting ---- [ON]
IP Logging ---- [OFF]

Also feel free to leave any criticism on my protrayal of Itachi here! Any help I can get is appreciated!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:59:39 GMT

Forgive me for my extended leave of absence. Certian things took longer than I had expected them too.
I'll be returning to work tomorrow morning.

[OOC: Itachi will be acting rather odd, as if amused by some unseen thing all week. He is also obviously back at his apartment; which has been empty the whole time he has been gone. Also there is two bags of particularly smelly garbage outside of Pein's office door with a little note that says "Forgive me, but ensure these bags reach my, Uncle. Sorry for the inconvenience"]

[003]

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:10:19 GMT

A river?
Heh, seems I'll be vivisting earlier than I'd expected.

ATTENTION!

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:48:27 GMT

Hey guys!
So some of you might have gotten your first missions from Madara already, if you haven’t dont worry. You’ll have it in the next two days of this week.
Just to clarify what will be going on.

Round One
- Your character is going to be recieving a mission via text, post it, or some other similar method.
- Each “Mission” is going to have two things. The Mission itself and the TIME LIMIT.
- The TIME LIMIT: is a Real Life Time you have to complete the mission by. (This is so we can keep the missions coming at a smooth pace without lagging – however we know that RL > RP so just let a mod know you cant complete it on time – and really what are we going to do to you guys? <3 We love you~)
- For those that ignore the request, or IC-ly dont complete them, well there are some humorous consequences for that we have lined up.
- A Mission is completed when a journal entry has been posted about it (or in some cases a log if you so choose)

TIME LIMIT FOR THIS ROUND: October 11th
Kisame is exempt from this round as we haven’t heard from her yet.
If anyone hears from her tell her to contact us~
Pein too!
(If you both are reading this... contact me!!! Please!! We miss you!!)

Kkgoingtobednow~<3

002: What the fuck...?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:32:15 GMT

Has anyone else seen the abnormal door in the supply closet?

What kind of form is this?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:09:15 GMT

Name: Itachi
Age: 19
Position: Waiter
What have you been doing while the store has been closed?

What business is it of yours to request this sort of information? I'm rather sure asking of question of this nature should not be mandatory. Did Orochimaru-san write this form? ~~Or Madara-san?~~ That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. However I'm sure I have to answer this question to get my job back at cafe, so despite the fact I don't feel obligated to tell any of you what I've been doing to occupy my time, I have little choice.

As per usual, I have been attempting to enjoy the relative peace and quite of my apartment while trying to fend off certain neighbours from intruding, or making a scene, or defiling my perfectly clean apartment with their presence.

On the subject of cleanliness I just got my order of specialty cleaning products from North America. I had too seeing as I used the last of my supply of Amaterasu on a certain neighbour just last week. One of which I'm am rather unsure about, however I got on a whim after seeing this commercial (or for those ~~idiots~~ that do not speak English). I got a deal on it with the rest of my order as I am regular client of theirs.

That is all I care to share with any of you at this moment in time.

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:54:45 GMT

I don't the building has ever been this clean before...

~~....Or quiet.~~

[ooc: Itachi is of course referring to Deidara's absence, and the fact that the cleaning crew that was hired has finally after 4 days straight of cleaning managed to clean the blond's apparentment to a level of "sort of acceptable" (meaning survivable...not necessarily clean... but not deadly either.). Which in comparision is just fine for Itachi, which says a lot in itself.

As well, there are two Orange Kittens still available I believe if anyone wants them! (I think some people expressed interest, but I don't think anything was made official?). If you want one feel free to speak up ICly or OOCly. Or punch me if you already claimed one of these two?]

Crap.

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:27:54 GMT

.....

Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse.
I don't know how they got here, or where the hell they came from.
Just know that I need them out of my apartment ~~dirty little--...~~. Now
First people to get over here and can mange taking them from Jashin get's them.... ~~the black one is mine~~

People not Eligible:
Orochimaru
Deidara

- I will die before I allow either of you in my apartment willingly.

((ooc note: Kittens appear cute and cuddly right now. However they will be sharing all the same qualities of their father. Eyes will turn red in the coming weeks, grow to abnormal sizes etc. For more details see Jashin's user info found right here.))

Valentine's Day Appriciation

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:40:01 GMT

Why is it that people feel the need to turn Valentine's day into Valentine's week? I fear ~~the stalkers might get aggressive~~ my mailbox cannot ~~hold anymore crap~~ take such abuse. I can only imagine it getting worse as the week drags on~~, just great~~. One can only consume so much cookies, chocolates, and sweets. I'm already getting doubles of various ~~questionable~~ items and ~~useless~~ gifts. I'm also tiring of ~~harassment~~ various "confessions" I receive while going to work.

I ~~hate this time of year~~ will never understand people's need to observe such traditions.

((OOC: Strikes=deleted text))

..../Hn/

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:58:44 GMT

....Hn. Forgive me for the short notice, but I wont be showing up to work as I seem to have fallen ill. Nothing serious.... should be back tomorrow.

[Screened to Hidan]

You need to get me some fucking painkillers. I'm out.

[/screened]

Sorry for the inconvenience

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:57:44 GMT

Pein-san, forgive the poor timing on my part, however I need to discuss some ….issues about my hours as I need more time off to handle some rather …pressing matters elsewhere. I’m sure we can come to a reasonable agreement.

[ooc: Itachi is going to be increasing absent and more anti-social than usual heading into the months of December and January. When people do see him at work he often will appear to be distracted and distant, fussing obsessively over various textbooks during breaks. Sometimes seeming paranoid and constantly looking over his shoulder. On the weekends his apartment will be completely abandoned. Itachi of course can always be contacted on his cell phone if need be. This does not mean me as the mun is not available for threading and such!! Quite the opposite. More interaction the better!! I’m just working up to a plot I’ve been focusing/developing for quite awhile since the comm. started (whoa o.o almost a year ago). Been so paranoid about making it work and such. So bare with me <3. Contact me anytime~~]

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:51:07 GMT

Interesting; how situations can shift from one extreme to the other.

[ooc: Itachi will be in a noticeably better mood and more agreeable than he has been all month. In the sense that he is politer, more tolerant, less of an ass, etc. before going back to normal on Wednesday. That is of course given no one ruins said good mood.]

Private: Moderately Hackable

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:58:09 GMT

It's too early for this.
Then again when has there ever been enough time?
(Never. Naturally.)

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:08:23 GMT

Due to certain ....circumstances... I need to request until Friday off. Please forgive me for the lack of prior notice, however after how sudden some of our ...other... employees left this month I'm sure my absence will be of little consequence. There are plenty of waiters to go around.

Note#1: Kisame-san, do not think your actions will go unpunished. I'll deal with you when I return.
Note#2: Deidara-san, sneak into my apartment again. I dare you.

[OOC: Itachi is naturally using the whole cupcake dying incident as cover up for his real actions being the sneaky, calculating weasel he is. He will not be at his apartment at all and people may only be able to reach him by his cellphone. Feel free to abuse it at your will~He will return on the 7th after his business is finished~ Also note anyone that attempts to sneak into Itachi's apartment will be met with various traps.]

Taking Control...?

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:06:57 GMT

Everyone needs to stop complaining about the....absences of a few of our co-workers. This cafe isn't that big and I'm quite sure we can handle the extra work and hours.

Kisame-san, you need to stay in the kitchen with Zetsu-san. I'll give Tobi-chan some coloring books to keep him occupied and out of your way. We'll get Kakuzu-san away from his precious cash registier to help out with serving instead. Sasori-san can take over as a temporary barista ~~because at least he can make decent tea and Deidara-san can't make coffee for shit~~. If worse comes to worse we can have Pein-chan fill in to pick up any slack. I'm sure he wont have any objections to keeping his business afloat.

I trust there is no one against this course of action in this time of mild crisis.

[OOC NOTICE: Guys please remember even though we don't have players for Kakuzu, Tobi, Zetsu etc... That they are still present in the cafe as NPCs until they have players ♥ ♥ Feel feel to puppet them as well as customers etc etc as you wish]

The final straw...

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:04:49 GMT

Deidara-san.

You're dead.

Dead.

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:40:29 GMT

....

....Has anyone seen Jashin lately?

ooc: That's right, Jashin the Cat is indeed missing and hasn't been seen for the last three days due to unknown circumstances. Nor are there any clues hinting at where his current whereabouts are.

Public Service Announcment

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:46:47 GMT

I wont be showing up for my shifts on Monday and Tuesday of the week after next as I have ... things, to attend to.

[Posted from Cell Phone]

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:29:36 GMT

....Idiot.

You mean this tiny thing is what's making you piss your pants?

[voice post]

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:23:54 GMT

[The light sound of a finger tapping absently against a desktop is easily heard]

Hn...

[Clearly doesn't realize the microphone is currently on.]

Need to get some new notebooks...fucking textbooks too, the other ones are outdated.

[More tapping before a pause.... A loud, shrill sounding scream is heard in the background]

[mutters] What the hell...?

[a doorbell rings which brings a tortured sigh from Itachi, a few seconds later the doorbell rings again. No movement from Itachi.]

Crap... it's

[So it rings again, and again, and again, and again. Until it's now a constant stream of 'ding dongs' blurring into one another.]

[Yelling] Deidara-san! Stop ringing my fucking doorbell, you idiot.

[Surprisingly enough... the ringing stops]

..................

.................

Ah.....Shit. Why is this on-- [fumbles]

[end]

Hn

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:41:50 GMT

Forgive me for my sudden leave of absence.
It was a rather rash decision on my part.

Hm

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:49:25 GMT

Interesting... how something as simple as being half asleep can have such a fascinating effect on one's personality.