I thought this was a brilliant idea, so I have finally decided to try my own hand at it~ Stolen from Axie/Hidan (bloodwithcoffee) with permission of course~
 

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[Call][Text][Voice Mail]

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"You have reached the cell phone of Uchiha Itachi. I'm either unable to take your call at this point in time or I'm flat out ignoring you. So if you think your message is worth my time please leave one after the tone and I might consider answering you."

Beep!!

Will not be coming into work today. Things got a little messy came up.  Forgive me for any inconvenience this may cause.

Now if you will all excuse me I have to go back to sleep things to attend to.


[OOC: Strikes = deleted]

Forgive me for my extended leave of absence. Certian things took longer than I had expected them too.
I'll be returning to work tomorrow morning.

[OOC: Itachi will be acting rather odd, as if amused by some unseen thing all week. He is also obviously back at his apartment; which has been empty the whole time he has been gone. Also there is two bags of particularly smelly garbage outside of Pein's office door with a little note that says "Forgive me, but ensure these bags reach my, Uncle. Sorry for the inconvenience"]

A river?
Heh, seems I'll be vivisting earlier than I'd expected. 

I don't the building has ever been this clean before...

....Or quiet.

[ooc: Itachi is of course referring to Deidara's absence, and the fact that the cleaning crew that was hired has finally after 4 days straight of cleaning managed to clean the blond's apparentment to a level of "sort of acceptable" (meaning survivable...not necessarily clean... but not deadly either.). Which in comparision is just fine for Itachi, which says a lot in itself.

As well, there are two Orange Kittens still available I believe  if anyone wants them! (I think some people expressed interest, but I don't think anything was made official?). If you want one feel free to speak up ICly or OOCly. Or punch me if you already claimed one of these two?]

Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse.
I don't know how they got here, or where the hell they came from. 
Just know that I need them out of my apartment dirty little--.... Now
First people to get over here and can mange taking them from Jashin get's them.... the black one is mine

People not Eligible:
Orochimaru
Deidara

- I will die before I allow either of you in my apartment willingly.

 

....Hn. Forgive me for the short notice, but I wont be showing up to work as I seem to have fallen ill. Nothing serious.... should be back tomorrow.
 

[Screened to Hidan]

You need to get me some fucking painkillers. I'm out.

[/screened]
 

It's too early for this.
Then again when has there ever been enough time?
(Never. Naturally.)
 

[OOC: Itachi is naturally using the whole cupcake dying incident as cover up for his real actions being the sneaky, calculating weasel he is.  He will not be at his apartment at all and people may only be able to reach him by his cellphone. Feel free to abuse it at your will~He will return on the 7th after his business is finished~ Also note anyone that attempts to sneak into Itachi's apartment will be met with various traps.]