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Uchiha, Itachi
29 October 2020 @ 04:49 pm
I thought this was a brilliant idea, so I have finally decided to try my own hand at it~ Stolen from Axie/Hidan (bloodwithcoffee) with permission of course~

Ask My Character Any Question That Comes To Mind! ---> and I'll give you an answer and an IC reaction

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Uchiha, Itachi
21 October 2010 @ 01:56 am

[Call][Text][Voice Mail]

| Normal | Madara | Hidan | Deidara | Kisame | Tobi | Orochimaru | Pein | Konan | Work | School | Supersecretcontact |

"You have reached the cell phone of Uchiha Itachi. I'm either unable to take your call at this point in time or I'm flat out ignoring you. So if you think your message is worth my time please leave one after the tone and I might consider answering you.


Current Mood: apatheticapathetic
Uchiha, Itachi
15 May 2010 @ 01:29 pm

Have you ever thought about donating your body to science? I’m sure it would be of great use if you donated it to me the right institution. I mean, you’re so ….strange The amount of similarities you have with a plant is simply fascinating. Do you think you could be a hybrid and not have realized it? It would certainly explain your emotional attachments to plants.

Not to mention doing live tests on your brain would prove to be simulating interesting as well. strikeI They might even be able to fix that dual personality issue, or at the very least test if parts of the brain are more active when a certain personality is dominate. I think the world would benefit from it, I would highly suggest you consider. I could even help with the…. Arrangements.
Current Mood: geekygeeky
Uchiha, Itachi
10 May 2010 @ 09:09 pm
Has anyone else noticed how much Zetsu-kun resembles a plant all the plants around here? I cant say I paid much heed to them before, I mean really, just look at him, he's like a walking fly trap but they realy add to the beauty of cafe. We should try to bring more native Japanese plantlife into the cafe how does one even manage to resemble a plant? I cant be the only on that finds him so interesting to look at.  Zetsu-kun are there any particular plant breds you might suggest? I think the world would benefit from medically testing on you. I mean, you could be the first plant/human hybrid. It would be the solution to world hunger. cafe would benefit from it greatly. Perhaps we could dicuss this over tea and dont even get me started on the dual personality. on our lunch break?

Also, Konan-san, I heard from Kakuzu-san that you were looking for me, is there something in particular that you needed?
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Uchiha, Itachi
02 May 2010 @ 09:23 pm
I’ve recently taken it upon myself to start up an investigation concerning the store across the street from us (…taking up detective work now, perhaps the family ended up rubbing off on me more than I originally thought). You may or may not have noticed the fact that it changes ownership every single week.

The cause was not hard to determine at all considering Deidara-san and Tobi-san… and a few …other destructive individuals are a part of our employee roster. Every week a member of our staff seems to find a way to either purposely or inadvertently, completely decimate that building. And yet, within the week the building is repaired and a new business moves in (most likely due to the fact that our Café does a good job drawing many people to the area).

“But what does that have to do with me?”

Two things. Have you noticed that we also don’t tend to get raises or fabled ‘End Of Year’ bonuses? I’ve also obtained footage of Leader-sama delivering thick wads of cash to whoever the current owner of the aforementioned building might be. End of that story.

Second thing. Let me make this clear to all of you. This week, the store is a cleaning supply warehouse. I intend to visit tomorrow after work. It had better still be there, unharmed or else there will be blood. You’ve been warned.
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Uchiha, Itachi
23 March 2010 @ 10:54 pm

It has come to my attention that I have no recollection of anything that happened on St. Pattrick's Day.

At all.

If I managed to do anything offensive in my inebriated state I am sorry.
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Uchiha, Itachi
04 January 2010 @ 04:03 am
Filth, Kisame-san, do you both still have running water in your appartments? I hope Tsunade didn't spend all the rent money on gambling again.
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Uchiha, Itachi
16 December 2009 @ 12:50 pm
Whoever it was that stole my contacts, had better bring them back before I find out who the culprit is.
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
Uchiha, Itachi
15 November 2009 @ 12:35 pm
The requested documentation is in your office, Pein-san. Though why on earth you would need a list of weapon suppliers and the clients who purchase them is beyond me.

However, a job such as this was not in my job description. Do not expect me to complete such a request again without proper explanation as to why I am doing it.

Also I may need legal support. I'm pretty sure I killed that guy that kidnapped, Konan-san. Didn't stick around to find out.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Uchiha, Itachi
04 November 2009 @ 01:16 am


Will not be coming into work today. Things got a little messy came up.  Forgive me for any inconvenience this may cause.

Now if you will all excuse me I have to go back to sleep things to attend to.

[OOC: Strikes = deleted]

Current Mood: soresore